Jurassic Park is Coming to 7-Eleven

It’s the summer of 2025, and the dinosaurs are back… not in amber, not on the silver screen, but in the fluorescent-lit aisles of your local 7-Eleven. Jurassic World Rebirth, the latest installment in the billion-dollar franchise, has found an unexpected promotional partner in America’s largest convenience store chain, and the result is a collaboration so improbably earnest that it skirts parody. Forget Isla Nublar: the new Jurassic habitat is a refrigerated aisle between energy drinks and reheated taquitos.